Organizations: The Church of Death Viper’s Process

If there was one true “evil” faction among the Slime tribes of prehistory it would be The Church of Death Viper’s Process… An entire congregation of Slimes taken over by the Spirit of Death Viper, an ancient evil released accidentally by the first “convert” who promptly inhabited the poor slime’s body with its spirit. The Death Viper put its “Process” into effect immediately, taking over Slime after Slime until an entire army was dedicated to eradicating everything except the Viper’s will from the planet.

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TGSW Launches, Thank Yous, and the Future..

Well Gang, it’s here the brand new collectible tabletop turn based battle game The Great Slime Wars is here! Now available in the Store the Starter Set and the Deluxe Set can be purchased while they last. Huge thanks to those who have ordered so far! Ive got plenty in store for this new tabletop game so read on.

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Organizations: The Northern Mountain Clan

Hailing from the Frozen North the Mountain Clan were some of the best craftsmen in the early days of Primordial Jalldoon. They believed only those who could craft great weaponry and armor should rule the lands. They looked down upon the other Slimes with great disdain which led to their brutality on the battlefield. The Northern Mountain Clan worshiped only power.

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Organizations: The Poisoner’s Guild

Another of the tribes involved in The Great Slime Wars. The Poisoner’s Guild lived up to their name. Fighting in the Wars with poisoned weapons and attacks, the Guild was not to be trifled with. Some legends even say the Poisoner’s Guild surrounded themselves with so many poisons some of them glowed with an aura of noxious gas. The Poisoner’s Guild had motivations not readily apparent to those outside of the Guild, but whatever they were after… it wasn’t good.

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We’re in the Endgame now

I don’t feel so good…Man oh man, what a god awful year this has been. Listen, I understand it has been a tough year for US ALL, but JFC 2020 hit me hard. I lost far too many people this year. I lost friends and family to suicide, gun violence, old age, and both my father and Ralph to heart issues. All of this has really put my holiday spirit down the tubes, but it has made me re think my own life choices as far as health is concerned.

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Location: Castle Karlan

Tales tell of a Castle perched on the edge of the cliffs overlooking the entrance to Hoga. People say this decrepit pile of rocks is home to a powerful Vampire.
Even  though Jalldoon is for the most part a fairly tolerant place Vampires, Ghouls, Zombies, and any other creature straddling the line between living and dead are to be killed on sight. Anyone associated with these disgusting monsters is to be shunned by society as a whole, or worse executed so travelers to this remote and crumbling ruin are sparse to the say the least.

Who’s Who: High Imperator Ondska

Unlike the other regions of the Planet (which are ruled by a hodgepodge of various royalty) the entire Northern Region of Jalldoon is under the control of one man. High Imperator Ondska wields great influence in The Covenant of Crowns due to his position as ruler of such a large swath of the Planet, and this power is what keeps his nephew Baron Dracktholme from facing justice for his “alleged” crimes against the people of the Southwestern Region of Jalldoon.

Who’s Who: King Valdar

Squishy is the Slime that wears the crown.The Grand King of all Slimes is the latest in the royal line of kings going all the way back to the first slime to spawn from the elemental dust that is the mother of all Slimes. For years, ruling Slimedom was a fairly easy job for Slime Kings, but after the “birth” of Master Boshak, and the disappearance of his wife early in the current king’s reign the job became fraught with peril. Fortunately for good Slimes everywhere, King Valdar is fully capable of dealing with threats both inside and from outside the world of Slimes, and has done a wonderful job keeping his subjects safe from the despots currently terrorizing the land. Continue reading “Who’s Who: King Valdar”