Hey y’all! We made it through another one! This year was a bit of a doozy, but the past few years have been the same so I’m not sure what the hell I expected. Anyway, here we sit, bloodied, bruised, and half dead, but we are here. Let’s take a quick run-through of this past twelve months, and then I’ll talk about a few of my plans for 2025.
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Hey Gang! Exciting news! Soon The Great Slime Wars will be expanding! I just sent 5 new characters off to be made into standees. I have also updated various pages related to the game. So let’s take a look at what’s changed then I’ll run down what’s coming soon! Read on for more…
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If there was one true “evil” faction among the Slime tribes of prehistory it would be The Church of Death Viper’s Process… An entire congregation of Slimes taken over by the Spirit of Death Viper, an ancient evil released accidentally by the first “convert” who promptly inhabited the poor slime’s body with its spirit. The Death Viper put its “Process” into effect immediately, taking over Slime after Slime until an entire army was dedicated to eradicating everything except the Viper’s will from the planet.
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Art by Alan J Schell
Hailing from the Frozen North the Mountain Clan were some of the best craftsmen in the early days of Primordial Jalldoon. They believed only those who could craft great weaponry and armor should rule the lands. They looked down upon the other Slimes with great disdain which led to their brutality on the battlefield. The Northern Mountain Clan worshiped only power.
Continue reading “Organizations: The Northern Mountain Clan”This Glossary was included with the printed Jalldoonian Lore Vol 1 book, and it will shed some light on various creatures, places, and things.
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Artwork by Terry Thielen
Another of the tribes involved in The Great Slime Wars. The Poisoner’s Guild lived up to their name. Fighting in the Wars with poisoned weapons and attacks, the Guild was not to be trifled with. Some legends even say the Poisoner’s Guild surrounded themselves with so many poisons some of them glowed with an aura of noxious gas. The Poisoner’s Guild had motivations not readily apparent to those outside of the Guild, but whatever they were after… it wasn’t good.
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One of the tribes involved in The Great Slime Wars from the earliest history of Jalldoon. The Order of The Magi believed their magics should rule Jalldoon, and they worshipped a large gem emanating magical power that had been discovered deep within a mine in the Crystal Caverns. They fought tirelessly in the Wars against the other tribes with spells, curses, and magically taming the various beasts of primordial Jalldoon.
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Millennia ago, When life on Jalldoon was young there was great unrest growing among the Slime population. Idealogical differences had Splintered Slimekind into various tribes, armies, cults, and other such Factions. The Great Slime Wars raged across the infant Planet for ages. Until the fabled and revered First of the Slimes was able to unite all Slimes under the banner of a peaceful society which still runs strong to this day on Jalldoon under the watchful eye of King Valdar.
Finally! After YEARS of waiting Starfield is here! The game came out on Thursday at 8 PM EST, and here I sit on Monday morning with a little over 26 hours in the game, and I have some thoughts. Does Starfield live up to the hype or its pedigree coming out of the legendary Bethesda Softworks? The answer is a resounding YES! Read on to find out why…..
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