
Art by Tim Wilsie

Hailing from the Frozen North the Mountain Clan were some of the best craftsmen in the early days of Primordial Jalldoon. They believed only those who could craft great weaponry and armor should rule the lands. They looked down upon the other Slimes with great disdain which led to their brutality on the battlefield. The Northern Mountain Clan worshiped only power.
Continue reading “Organizations: The Northern Mountain Clan”This Glossary was included with the printed Jalldoonian Lore Vol 1 book, and it will shed some light on various creatures, places, and things.
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That’s right! The TEWOJ Lore Section update is complete! All published chapters of the Main Story and all Side Stories have been uploaded for your reading pleasure! The Store is also live with some new products like the DK Art Book, and Sticker/ Pin sets!

















Artwork by Terry Thielen

Another of the tribes involved in The Great Slime Wars. The Poisoner’s Guild lived up to their name. Fighting in the Wars with poisoned weapons and attacks, the Guild was not to be trifled with. Some legends even say the Poisoner’s Guild surrounded themselves with so many poisons some of them glowed with an aura of noxious gas. The Poisoner’s Guild had motivations not readily apparent to those outside of the Guild, but whatever they were after… it wasn’t good.
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One of the tribes involved in The Great Slime Wars from the earliest history of Jalldoon. The Order of The Magi believed their magics should rule Jalldoon, and they worshipped a large gem emanating magical power that had been discovered deep within a mine in the Crystal Caverns. They fought tirelessly in the Wars against the other tribes with spells, curses, and magically taming the various beasts of primordial Jalldoon.
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Millennia ago, When life on Jalldoon was young there was great unrest growing among the Slime population. Idealogical differences had Splintered Slimekind into various tribes, armies, cults, and other such Factions. The Great Slime Wars raged across the infant Planet for ages. Until the fabled and revered First of the Slimes was able to unite all Slimes under the banner of a peaceful society which still runs strong to this day on Jalldoon under the watchful eye of King Valdar.

Ayoooo It’s your boy Dr. Rampageo here for my once a year post on the site (LOL). Read on to hear all about the shitshow that was 2021, and my plans for 2022. Better late than never right?? LOL….
Continue reading “Goodbye 2021 & Hello 2022 (You Both Suck)”
The famed Gatonian Thief Grar is a long time friend of Prince Algor and Toron . His chosen profession is a source of embarrassment to his Mother and Father, The King and Queen of his home nation of Gato. Despite this he still has a good relationship with his parents, and his littermates. Grar is most close with his brother, the Barkeep at the Faulty Compass Inn and Tavern, Oliver. While his profession may be less than noble, Grar himself is a true soldier of good who continually puts his life on the line keeping the planet from the grip of evil.
Continue reading “Who’s Who: Grar”Originally sent to the Southwest Region of Jalldoon as the Representative of the Ondska Empire on this corner of the Planet, Baron Dracktholme has built an Empire of Terror at the Dark Citadel. Baron Dracktholme has been a thorn in the side of good for many years. Continue reading “Who’s Who: Baron Dracktholme”
Artwork by Doan Trang
