
Hey gang! Today I’ve got some information about the future of both TEWOJ and Void Patrol. There is a couple of bullet points I need to hit on so let’s dive on in… Continue reading “Packaging woes and release dates”

Hey gang! Today I’ve got some information about the future of both TEWOJ and Void Patrol. There is a couple of bullet points I need to hit on so let’s dive on in… Continue reading “Packaging woes and release dates”

Toron Smelg has been in service of the Slime Kingdom most of his life. Enlisting in the RSF (Royal Slime Forces) at fifteen the young Slime served on the front lines of the Koomak Revolts earning many medals and accolades from his superiors. Continue reading “Who’s Who: Toron”

The Royal Slime Sword has been passed down for generations from Ruler to Ruler. Once a Slime Monarch reaches a certain age and death is near they will bequeath the sword to their heir. The sword is a symbol of office, but it is hardly a ceremonial blade. Containing a powerful magically enchanted gem, and a wicked blade the sword is said to be one of the more powerful weapons on the planet.
Ralmoral Lake is said to be the resting place of an enchanted axe. Many have attempted to find this weapon, and many have never returned home. No one knows what happens at Ralmoral, but the lake has gained quite a sinister reputation over the years. Some say the axe itself sucks the souls of those who seek it, and others say the Lake is haunted by spirits. Whatever is going on there one thing is for sure… it is unwise to travel to Ralmoral lake.

Born shortly before the Queen vanished, Princess Ikari grew up never knowing her mother. After his wife’s disappearance the King became very protective of his young daughter, and kept a very close eye on the Princess. While her older brother Algor was free to adventure through the world of Jalldoon as he pleased, she was stuck in the Palace surrounded by body guards with barely a minute to herself. Continue reading “Who’s Who: Princess Ikari”

Delgon Shan joined Master Boshak’s army shortly after his brother was converted. Being big, strong, and of average intelligence Delgon wasn’t much use for anything besides basic grunt work and heavy lifting, but that all changed when Boshak and Baron Draktholm joined forces to take over all of Jalldoon. Continue reading “Who’s Who: Delgon”

In the recent battle at the portal to the Underworld Master Boshak managed to snatch up a small bit of Prince Algor’s slime that had been cut off with a particularly vicious blow to the young Prince’s arm. Boshak, ever the evil genius took this chunk of Algor back to the labs at the Dark Citidel and immediately set to making a duplicate of Prince Algor for nefarious purposes. Evil laboratory science has its risks however… especially when dealing with a substance as magical as slime, and the clone split into two during the incubation process. These twins came out of the tubes ready to bring the pain to all who oppose the tyrannical agenda of Master Boshak and Baron Draktholm. Dubbed Molotok and Kotolom these brothers prefer to wield vicious hammers in battle. The twins alternate their colors so people can tell the difference between them while still somewhat matching…because they always want their enemies to know who is about to bash them with a hammer.

Most Slimes in Master Boshak’s army are there because he used his evil powers to “convert” them, but not Skale…He was just plain evil from birth. Boshak first met Skale when he was hanging in a gibbet on the side of the road; Boshak asked what his crimes were to which Skale replied “everything and anything”. Boshak freed Skale from his prison, and in a short time Skale’s ruthless nature brought him to lead Boshak’s forces in the field. His brutal fighting style and his ability to instill fear has lead to him taking command of not only the evil Slimes, but also Baron Draktholme’s forces into battle. Skale is the basis of many people’s nightmares, and with good reason.
Brownnoize has created this awesome instruction sheet that will be coming with all the new Quazarec figures. Including the 4 made for Zolocon, and the full release we have planned for the future.


According to most ancient of Slime legends millennia ago when the Great Slime Father and Great Slime Mother first formed from the dust of the planet they had three children. As the planet started to be occupied by others (due to the opening of the rips in space and time) the Great Slime Mother realized they’d need to keep track of all the magic coursing through their planet for the safety of all, so she tasked her first born boys with cataloging these spells and items.

Created by Baron Dracktholme as a small ground vehicle for his forces, the Doom Buggy is a one-person all-terrain rover. Being controlled by foot pedals and the shifting of the driver’s weight leaves the operator’s hands free to wield weapons. Using a unique thermal engine the exhaust system pumps out the excess steam from the rear pipes which produce a trail behind the Buggy as it drives along the Planet’s surface. Continue reading “Loot: Doom Buggy”
Dragostia the Divine, goddess of love they say resides in Morgunborg Wood deep deep inside the roots of a large tree adorned with hearts carved in time immemorial by the earliest ancestors of today’s Jalldoonians. Legend has it those who seek true love should make the pilgrimage to this sacred tree, and once there leave an offering at its base. This offering is said to be the hearts of a mated pair of Shenguins, a vial of tears shed over the light of a Glowberry Candle, and a rod of unbending metal. Symbolizing lifelong commitment to their love, devastation at not being with their love, and an unbreaking devotion to their love. If Dragostia deems their love true and worthy she will bless the lover with their deepest desires.