Organizations: The Order of The Magi

One of the tribes involved in The Great Slime Wars from the earliest history of Jalldoon. The Order of The Magi believed their magics should rule Jalldoon, and they worshipped a large gem emanating magical power that had been discovered deep within a mine in the Crystal Caverns. They fought tirelessly in the Wars against the other tribes with spells, curses, and magically taming the various beasts of primordial Jalldoon.

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Events: The Great Slime Wars

Millennia ago, When life on Jalldoon was young there was great unrest growing among the Slime population. Idealogical differences had Splintered Slimekind into various tribes, armies, cults, and other such Factions. The Great Slime Wars raged across the infant Planet for ages. Until the fabled and revered First of the Slimes was able to unite all Slimes under the banner of a peaceful society which still runs strong to this day on Jalldoon under the watchful eye of King Valdar.

These Words

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‘Ello,’ello, ‘ello, and welcome to another blog post! Right off rip…the books are now SOLD OUT!!! Huge huge thanks to everyone who ordered some! I did not expect to sell out of these things by a damn sight. You all have humbled me once again, and I am planning on printing a second run of them in the future. Tim Wilsie who did the majority of the art for Jalldoonian Lore Volume 1, and myself will be splitting up this run so he can have some to sell as well so be on the lookout for the second printing of both TEWOJ books. All that being said work has already been laid for Jalldoonian Lore Volume 2 with some parts of stories being posted right here on the site! Let’s talk about the future of TEWOJ Lore below. Continue reading “These Words”

Books Books Books!

As many of you know I’ve been busy working on the Jalldoonian Lore Volume 1 book for some time, and during that time I also had the bright idea to make an entirely different book as well. Both books are now done! The art book is done as done can be, and I have my full order already from the printers. The Lore book is just about ready to go off to the printers as well. Both books are up on the Amazon Kindle Marketplace RIGHT NOW, but what of the physical copies? Read on to find out.

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Factions: The Children Of The Asp

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The Children Of The Asp began on earth during the time of the Roman Conquest of Egypt. A charismatic Egyptian con man had convinced wealthy Romans and prominent Egyptians that he had the secrets of creation. Through a combination of drugged wine, and “meditative” rituals that slowly broke down the participant’s free wills he convinced his followers that everything we know was the created by a great snake shedding its skin, and someday the snake would return to devour its creation. Only those who followed the Asp’s wishes would be saved. In reality, he was out for personal gain which came in spades.

Creating a large commune on an island in the Red Sea he commanded his followers to spread out and recruit more with frequent messages from the “voice of the asp”, and as the cult grew it amassed more wealth and power. Most beings in the Universe don’t live forever so this con man eventually died, but his true believers carried on with the will of the Asp. After being nearly wiped out during a war with the Ottoman Empire in 1522 the cult retreated to the shadows, but they carried on slowly rebuilding and gaining power behind the scenes.

Now housed on the planet Nakahi, The Children Of The Asp send fleets out to recruit by any means necessary to further the flock. While not quite on the Council’s list of enemies the cult has had their runs in with both Council Troopers and anyone else foolish enough to cross their path.

Location: Castle Karlan

Tales tell of a Castle perched on the edge of the cliffs overlooking the entrance to Hoga. People say this decrepit pile of rocks is home to a powerful Vampire.
Even  though Jalldoon is for the most part a fairly tolerant place Vampires, Ghouls, Zombies, and any other creature straddling the line between living and dead are to be killed on sight. Anyone associated with these disgusting monsters is to be shunned by society as a whole, or worse executed so travelers to this remote and crumbling ruin are sparse to the say the least.

Who’s Who: High Imperator Ondska

Unlike the other regions of the Planet (which are ruled by a hodgepodge of various royalty) the entire Northern Region of Jalldoon is under the control of one man. High Imperator Ondska wields great influence in The Covenant of Crowns due to his position as ruler of such a large swath of the Planet, and this power is what keeps his nephew Baron Dracktholme from facing justice for his “alleged” crimes against the people of the Southwestern Region of Jalldoon.

Who’s Who: King Valdar

Squishy is the Slime that wears the crown.The Grand King of all Slimes is the latest in the royal line of kings going all the way back to the first slime to spawn from the elemental dust that is the mother of all Slimes. For years, ruling Slimedom was a fairly easy job for Slime Kings, but after the “birth” of Master Boshak, and the disappearance of his wife early in the current king’s reign the job became fraught with peril. Fortunately for good Slimes everywhere, King Valdar is fully capable of dealing with threats both inside and from outside the world of Slimes, and has done a wonderful job keeping his subjects safe from the despots currently terrorizing the land. Continue reading “Who’s Who: King Valdar”

Factions: Rampageo Industries

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After conquering earth, and waiting the requisite 20 years of continual rule The Rampageo Empire has joined the council officially. Not only bringing Earth into the Galactic government but also providing robotic soldiers to the Council forces to pad out their ranks.

With eyes on acquiring more planets (peacefully as allowed by Council Law) Doctor Rampageo, and the rest of humanity are a new force to be reckoned with on the Galactic stage.

The army of the Empire consists of the highly trained Rampageo Industries soldiers led by the Elite Gold Skulls force of troopers.