
Mission Parameters Met

This Post is overdue, but things have been wild around here recently so my apologies. First and foremost THANK YOU, Everyone, for such a tremendous show of love for these guys! They sold out in a heartbeat, and I’m surely going to need to adjust my run sizes accordingly. So let’s talk about a few things. Like when those who missed out can get their hands on some VP goodness.
Who’s Who: Baron Dracktholme
Originally sent to the Southwest Region of Jalldoon as the Representative of the Ondska Empire on this corner of the Planet, Baron Dracktholme has built an Empire of Terror at the Dark Citadel. Baron Dracktholme has been a thorn in the side of good for many years. Continue reading “Who’s Who: Baron Dracktholme”
Jalldoonian Lore Vol 1 cover art
Artwork by Doan Trang

Location: Castle Karlan
Tales tell of a Castle perched on the edge of the cliffs overlooking the entrance to Hoga. People say this decrepit pile of rocks is home to a powerful Vampire.
Even though Jalldoon is for the most part a fairly tolerant place Vampires, Ghouls, Zombies, and any other creature straddling the line between living and dead are to be killed on sight. Anyone associated with these disgusting monsters is to be shunned by society as a whole, or worse executed so travelers to this remote and crumbling ruin are sparse to the say the least.
Who’s Who: High Imperator Ondska
Unlike the other regions of the Planet (which are ruled by a hodgepodge of various royalty) the entire Northern Region of Jalldoon is under the control of one man. High Imperator Ondska wields great influence in The Covenant of Crowns due to his position as ruler of such a large swath of the Planet, and this power is what keeps his nephew Baron Dracktholme from facing justice for his “alleged” crimes against the people of the Southwestern Region of Jalldoon.
Who’s Who: King Valdar
Squishy is the Slime that wears the crown.The Grand King of all Slimes is the latest in the royal line of kings going all the way back to the first slime to spawn from the elemental dust that is the mother of all Slimes. For years, ruling Slimedom was a fairly easy job for Slime Kings, but after the “birth” of Master Boshak, and the disappearance of his wife early in the current king’s reign the job became fraught with peril. Fortunately for good Slimes everywhere, King Valdar is fully capable of dealing with threats both inside and from outside the world of Slimes, and has done a wonderful job keeping his subjects safe from the despots currently terrorizing the land. Continue reading “Who’s Who: King Valdar”
Packaging woes and release dates

Hey gang! Today I’ve got some information about the future of both TEWOJ and Void Patrol. There is a couple of bullet points I need to hit on so let’s dive on in… Continue reading “Packaging woes and release dates”
Who’s Who: Toron

Toron Smelg has been in service of the Slime Kingdom most of his life. Enlisting in the RSF (Royal Slime Forces) at fifteen the young Slime served on the front lines of the Koomak Revolts earning many medals and accolades from his superiors. Continue reading “Who’s Who: Toron”
Loot: Royal Slime Sword

The Royal Slime Sword has been passed down for generations from Ruler to Ruler. Once a Slime Monarch reaches a certain age and death is near they will bequeath the sword to their heir. The sword is a symbol of office, but it is hardly a ceremonial blade. Containing a powerful magically enchanted gem, and a wicked blade the sword is said to be one of the more powerful weapons on the planet.
Location: Ralmoral Lake
Ralmoral Lake is said to be the resting place of an enchanted axe. Many have attempted to find this weapon, and many have never returned home. No one knows what happens at Ralmoral, but the lake has gained quite a sinister reputation over the years. Some say the axe itself sucks the souls of those who seek it, and others say the Lake is haunted by spirits. Whatever is going on there one thing is for sure… it is unwise to travel to Ralmoral lake.
Who’s Who: Princess Ikari

Born shortly before the Queen vanished, Princess Ikari grew up never knowing her mother. After his wife’s disappearance the King became very protective of his young daughter, and kept a very close eye on the Princess. While her older brother Algor was free to adventure through the world of Jalldoon as he pleased, she was stuck in the Palace surrounded by body guards with barely a minute to herself. Continue reading “Who’s Who: Princess Ikari”
